Airline Jokes

    
AA(American Airlines) --Always Awful

ALITALIA                     --Always Late In Takeoff Alwa Late In Arrival
                             --Air Line In Tokyo and Luggage In Amsterdam
CA(China Airlines)      --Choose Another
CAAC(Chinese Avation Air Comp. ) --Chinese Airline Always Canceled
                                --China Airlines Almost (Always) Crashes
CPA(Canadian Airl.Intl . ) -Can' t Promise Anything
       (New code CAI)   --Crash And Ignit
                                --Call Anbulance Immediately
                                --Circle Airport Indefinitely
                                --Cruise Above Iceland
                                --Cancel Alaskan Itinerary
                                --Call Attendants " Idiots "
                                --Check All Items
                                --Copilots ARe Imbeciles
                                --Casual Atmosphere INside
DELTA                          --Don' t Even Leave The Airport
                                --Don' t Ever Leave The Airport
                                --Don' t Even let Them Aboard
                                --Deoarting Even Later Than Anticipated
EAL ( Eastern)           --Eastern' s Always late
ELAAL (Israel )        --Every Landing is Absolutely Always Late
JAT (Yugoslav Airlines ) -Joke About Time
LOT (Polish Airlines) ---Last One There
                                 --Luggage On Tarmack (wave ' bye ! }
PA (Philippine Airways )-Please Avoid
PAL ( Phil . Airlines ) --Philippines Always Late
PAN AM                        --Plan on Arriving Nervewracked And Mad
PIA{Pakstan Intl> Airlines) --Panic In Air
                                --Perhaps I Arrive
SABENA (Belgium)      --Such A Bloody Experience , Never Again
                              --Such A BAd Experience. Never Again
SAHSA(Servicio Aero Honduras SA) --Stay At Home, Stay Alive
SAS (Scandinavian Airl . System) --Sweet and Sexy
SIA(Singapore Intl . Airl . ) --So Incredibel , Aah
TACA                        --Take A Chance Airline
TAP (Portuguese Airl . ) --Take Another Plane
TWA(Transworld Airl . ) --Travel Withouth Arrival
                                 --Try Walkcing Again
                                 --The Worst Airline
                                 --Took Wrong Airline
                                 --Try walking Across (transatlantic perspective)
                                 --Terrorist welcome Aboard
                                 --Teenie weenie Airlines
                                 --Traveling without Air
USAir                          --Unfortunately, Still Awful In Reality